Guy Ride 2002
The annual Guy Ride. Ricky and Toothpick rode their Harleys down from Nashville and Pat and I trailered up from Orlando. We met at Linda and Jerry's in Marietta and embarked on a six-day ride around the mountains of Georgia, Tennessee, North and South Carolina.
Along the way we met some of the most strange and interesting people you can imagine. Some of the more interesting quotes from these people are at the bottom of this page.
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Quotes from people along the way....... "...I knew I should stop, but something inside me said 'Just go Boscoe,' so I just smiled at 'em and flicked my visor down like this right here and took off..." "....all I wanted to do was go to Granny's and eat turkey, but they hauled me off to jail..." "....super glide - SPORT!" "....I don't have a truck...." ".....he stabbed me fifteen times in the chest, then I beat him to a pulp and drove myself to the hospital, but I told the bartender 'You better call an ambulance for that guy in the bathroom'...." ".....she's part Cherokee - she won't shoot you, but she'll cut you...." "....who's the cook? Is she married??" "....and somehow we got on the part of the road that wasn't finished, and we ran the Winnebago off that 8-inch drop and up the other side and I flew off the seat and stuff was flyin' everywhere...." "....I've been stabbed. You don't feel it going in, but you feel it coming out...." "....crack changes the nicest people...." "...he thinks he knows you..." "....I've got a little studio and I'm trying to produce some of the local talent...both of them...that's me and my dad..." "I had a little trouble and had to leave Florida. I left this bar and this guy tries to carjack my car. I can't get him to turn loose of the steering wheel, so I just grabbed him, pulled him in the car, and stabbed him 16 times with my pocketknife. And the cops came, and they charged ME!! Can you believe it? They charged ME!" "Today's special is meatloaf, but we only have two orders left". "I'll take them BOTH".
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